The B List

Something a little different: The B List

1. Kentucky's uniforms make all the players look like smurfs. I don't really care how bad or how great your team is; there is plenty of room in the budget to buy presentable uniforms for America, BCS voters, and small children to watch. Personally, I will not allow my children to watch certain football teams with ugly uniforms in order to prevent their minds from witnessing such pathetic organization and coordination of colors (insert Oregon, Kentucky, Virginia Tech).

2. Motorcycles suck. Please refer to the horrific story of Florida DB Michael Guilford. May God bless him and his family in this unbelievably difficult time. There isn't a day I go to work without seeing or managing a patient who was involved in a motorcycle crash. The majority of the time the motorcycle does not cause the accident; instead, it is due to the surrounding cars who are unaware of their surroundings and the lack of an outer security shell to the motorcycle are what cause such devastating, and sometimes unsurvivable, injuries.

3. Alabama has a long way to go. To some Alabama fans, Nick Saban may be the second coming of Paul Bear Bryant, but there is still a lot of work to be done in Tuscaloosa. However, for the first time since Gene Stallings, Alabama fans are willing to give a coach, (i.e. Nick Saban) time to develop the program the way he sees fit. And, to be honest, I am completely okay with that.

4. Les Miles has the largest head I've quite possibly ever seen.

5. Friends are imperative. Think about your life without your friends. I'm sure you're depressed just thinking about it. Without the camaraderie and companionship, who would we lay around with all day on Saturday eating pizza and leaving permanent indentions in the couch and recliner.

6. Boom Goes The Dynamite.

7. Les Miles is the most overrated coach in football history. Yup, I said it. He is winning with players recruited by Nick Saban and his staff. If, and that's a big if, Les Miles stays at LSU, I will be very anxious to see how successful LSU is 6-7 years from now.

8. As much as I love Saturdays, I absolutely love Sundays. The feeling I get once I step into church and the sense of power and rejuvenation I feel once I walk out through the church doors cannot be felt elsewhere or under any other circumstance.

9. Texas fans suck.

10. As a newbie in the workforce, the overwhelming feeling continues to find its way to the forefront. Attempting to learn a completely new hospital system along with the personal pressures I put on myself will begin to take its toll as a week progresses.

11. Tommy Tuberville's ears are enormous. Wait. Gigantic. Yup, that comes close enough.

12. And ranked #1 in this week's DI College Football AP poll is.......Sister Mary Catherine's Institute for the Blind.

13. Why is Britney Spears still making the news? Can we please just put her out of her misery and spare the rest of us sane, semi-normal people from the madness and stupid-ness.

14. Naps are clutch. If someone tries to prove me otherwise, then you are not American.



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