I received this email today from one of my best friends from college and it made my day. As much as I wanted to deny the ever-so-true statements, I found myself chuckling and nodding in agreement with every verse. Nothing but pure genius:
Bud Light Salutes - The Alabama Crimson Tide - (Begin Bud Light theme
music)
Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"
Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius
Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fan.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Faaaaaan!
Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your
absurdly high preseason ranking.
Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?
Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when
the Tide lose to a grossly inferior opponent.
Backup singer: Neeeeeed to hire Nick Sabannnnn!
Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of
championships won 20 years before you were born.
Backup singer: Those were the daaaaaays!
Announcer: You will point out that you have more bowl wins than any
other program, as though that is relevant to the current season.
Backup singer: Been playing since the 1880ssssss!
Announcer: Go on, ignore that home loss to your archrival in the regular
season finale for the 5th year in a row, and continue to believe that
you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.
Backup singer: We'll still whoop that ass and win by thirteeeeeeey!
Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses,
and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25,
you'll be back to number three when the preseason polls come out next
year.
Backup singer: Mr. Delusional, Irrational Alabama Fannnnnnn!
Roll Tide.
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